Nasty Fetish Tournament Second Round - Caveman Regional No. 1 vs. No. 8

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Bukkake

Literal Meaning: The act of two or more men ejaculating on the face of a male or female recipient or recipients.

Wiki Says: Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (to dash [water]), and means simply "splash". The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru . Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru ("completely astonished") or butchigiri ("overwhelming win").

Popular Advocates: The Japanese, Women with dry skin.

8. Sex Machine.

Literal Meaning: Sexual penetration through mechanical means, either through human power or mechanical power.

Wiki SaysAutomated erotic stimulation devices have been created commercially for penetration and stimulation. However, users must be cautioned that excessive force may easily damage the delicate vagina, anus, and rectum; injury may result if a device is used incorrectly.

Popular Advocates: Will Arnett

Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round - Caveman Regional No, 1 vs. No. 16

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Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round - Caveman Regional No. 8 vs. No. 9

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

8. Sex Machine.

Literal Meaning: Sexual penetration through mechanical means, either through human power or mechanical power.

Wiki
SaysAutomated erotic stimulation devices have been created
commercially for penetration and stimulation. However, users must be
cautioned that excessive force may easily damage the delicate vagina,
anus, and rectum; injury may result if a device is used
incorrectly.

Popular Advocates: Will Arnett

9. Pregnant

Literal Meaning: Obvious.

Wiki
says: Pregnancy detection can be accomplished using one or more of
various pregnancy tests which detect hormones generated by the
newly-formed placenta. Clinical blood and urine tests can detect pregnancy soon after implantation, which is as early as 6-8 days after fertilization..

Notable Advocates: Seth Rogen.

Update: Today...at least I'm pretty sure today Tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure KSK's Nasty Fetish Tourney will be here today tomorrow. So if you're one of our readers looking for a writeup on Fitzy's latest column, that'll be here too. Just sandwiched between matchup between DVDA and Redheads or something. So if you're easily offended, see ya next week.

If you're here for the tourney, here's that post I did last week explaining the site. The matchups will be up when Punter sends them my way.

Fair warning: We're going really off topic today

Update: This has been pushed to tomorrow.

There's going to be a bit of a programming change today. Normally we'd just throw it at you because what's really normal around this place anyways? But something tells me I should probably warn you that we're going to be taking part in Kissing Suzy Kolber's Nasty Fetish Tournament (original concept explained here).

Too lazy to follow the link? Well, basically it's a tournament between the most disgusting sexual fetishes the internet has to offer.

The fetishes will be placed in your standard tournament bracket and pitted against each other for you to vote on to see which is truly the nastiest fetish (for example: Beastiality vs. Midgets or Fat Chicks vs. Feet). That part's important, you're voting for the fetish you think is the nastiest. We'll be hosting some of the matchups that were supposed to be on With Leather but for whatever reason that didn't happen, so we threw our names into the ring because, well frankly we're suprised as to how sheltered we were. Once you get past realizing there's something as disgusting as Vore out there (although, to be fair, I don't think anybody can beat Necro-Beastiality, which is exactly what it sounds like), it's really a very educational exercise. And if there's one thing we're here for, it's to educate...and make dick jokes.

So sometime soon we'll have the first matchup up on the site. I presume they're safe for work, but I guess that really depends on how closely your boss watches your web browsing. Don't worry though, it's not like we're posting 2girls1cup or anything. At least I'm pretty sure we're not, I'm trusting Punte that it's not. Which is a scary fucking thought now that I think about it.

So yeah, you've been warned. Complaints can be directed here.