Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round - Caveman Regional No. 8 vs. No. 9

In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

8. Sex Machine.

Literal Meaning: Sexual penetration through mechanical means, either through human power or mechanical power.

Wiki
SaysAutomated erotic stimulation devices have been created
commercially for penetration and stimulation. However, users must be
cautioned that excessive force may easily damage the delicate vagina,
anus, and rectum; injury may result if a device is used
incorrectly.

Popular Advocates: Will Arnett

9. Pregnant

Literal Meaning: Obvious.

Wiki
says: Pregnancy detection can be accomplished using one or more of
various pregnancy tests which detect hormones generated by the
newly-formed placenta. Clinical blood and urine tests can detect pregnancy soon after implantation, which is as early as 6-8 days after fertilization..

Notable Advocates: Seth Rogen.