Almost forgot one grievance...

It's no secret we're not bug fans of Christmas here. Biggest reason why? I'm posting this on my cell phone using mobile web while stuck in traffic on Pacific Ave. All I want to do is go to the bank to deposit my paycheck. But instead I gotta wait 3 stoplight cycles behind proscrastinating dickweeds who don't know there's other places to shop besides the fucking malls. In conclusion, I'd like to quote former News10 anchor Dana Jacobsen. Fuck Jesus.