Super Quick Links for Christmas Eve (aka a black hole of news)

Fuck, nothing happened yesterday. No really, the top story on the local section literally reads "Children are our future". The front page story? About Health Plan of San Joaquin being number child health care. Hell, the only semi-interesting news is that after roughly a 35 year delay the World of Wonders museum is going to open for a whole week. It's all about the fucking kids today. Consider this your quick links. Hopefully something interesting happens for tomorrow's paper.