Holy Schnikes guys! Super very important breaking news that will have an affect on your wallet!

OMG guys! Biiiiiig fucking news today! Gas prices are going up again! What the fuck are we going to do!? 12 cents in one week!? Twelve!!!!. For the average gas tank that's like a buck fifty more to fill 'er up! That could buy a McDouble! Or a McChicken! How is McDonalds going to survive these horrific economic times if nobody can afford the dollar menu because of gas!? This is an important story people! Not just a pet project/obsession! Swear! What the fuck will we do without 2 hot apple pies!?