Thursday, February 26, 2009

An open letter to the Delta hippies

Dear hippies that protest the war in front of Delta,

I don't know if you heard, but Bush isn't President anymore. I know, shocking. You'd think somebody'd have said something about it by now. But yeah, it's true. You know that guy Barack Obama? Black guy, the one running that didn't kind of resemble Skeltor. Only one who ran a competent campaign. Any of that ring a bell? Well yeah, anyways, he won. So he's President now. And well, and you may have missed this since you apparently think we still have a pro-war President, but he's bringing the troops back in like 18 months. So, you know, we won. Go the fuck home. And stop waving at me to honk while I'm stuck at the light. That's why I flipped your old , wrinkled asses off today.

On a related note, now that it's out that you're old people who have actually left the house Lori Gilbert should be calling you any day now. So be ready for that.

Fuck off,

Reclaiming the Title

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